Beam Me Up Scotty, Vulcans Have Taken Over Planet Finance

Can you out-geek me? When J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek reboot first came out, I saw it not once but twice.

The first time, I took my eldest son (“Thing 1”). The second, I dragged along his younger brother (“Thing 2”). And while in public, I hid behind the explanation of, “I need to go again in fairness to Thing 2, who couldn’t…