Money

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Does Money Treat You Like a Loser Boyfriend?

If your BFF called you up to vent about their current squeeze “M” and said:

M is unreliable.

He’s never around when I need him.

M plays hard to get.

I have to chase and chase and still get ghosted.

M is complicated.

I don’t know what makes him happy.

M is seductive.

He’s flirtatious with everyone.

I’m not myself around M.

I’ve done crazy things because of him.

Yowza.

What could you possibly say?

“Congratulations! You found a keeper! So happy you found THE ONE at last!”

NOT.

You’d clamp both hands to your mouth to stop yourself from screaming, “DUMP THAT LOSER!” “M” sounds like a total freaking nightmare.

You know that in the near future, you’ll be snatching your BFF’s phone out of her hands to stop her drunk texting “M” while ugly crying.