Life Lessons

Love Means Always Having to Say You’re Sorry

“Cool Whip” by JeepersMedia is licensed under CC BY 2.0

My first boyfriend dumped me.

Thankfully, he was a gentleman, so he didn’t disappear without offering me valuable feedback: Stop being so damn critical.

My offense: He’d prepared a lovely picnic, one involving strawberries and Cool Whip, and because I have a thing about plastic food (despite a hypocritical weakness…